Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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