god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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