I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
