what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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