I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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