we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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