The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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