i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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