conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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