Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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