so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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