u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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