OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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