Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
the raccoons are back...
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