so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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