the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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