They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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