Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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