ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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