i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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