my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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