Me. At least after what I've been through.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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