wake up i wanna do it froggy style
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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