i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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