we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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