well I can't set my house on fire every night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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