i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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