Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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