dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
a search helicopter?!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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