he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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