The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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