i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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