Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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