i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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