i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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