No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
