You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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