I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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