Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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