Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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