My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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