Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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