Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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