try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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