don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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