woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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