32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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