OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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