After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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