We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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