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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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