what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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