you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
if only i could text you this smell
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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