Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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